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fuck bitches, get money
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morningsinromexo:
me.
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society:
Everyone's beautiful.
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society:
Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
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society:
You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
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society:
You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
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society:
You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
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society:
You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
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society:
You had sex?! Slut!
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society:
You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
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society:
You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
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society:
You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
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society:
You believe in gay rights? Homo!
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society:
You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
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society:
You're depressed? Attention seeker!
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society:
You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
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society:
You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
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-someone kills themself-
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society:
Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
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mandiiimae:
k-0-0-l-kids-cant-die:
my baby as a baby c’:
My baby looks so cute little ;p
(Source: believeinjustindrewbieber)
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Why life isn't working out for me
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teachers:
here is an assignment for every class, we don't know how to spread them out evenly oh and they're all due on the same day.
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teachers:
and like you don't have enough work, here is some homework which will most likely take you all night but you should find some time to do your assignment.
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brain:
I can't take all this stress. you're going to have a breakdown soon.
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me:
its okay, i don't think things can get much worse.
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body:
you need to do more exercise, you're fat and unfit.
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body:
oh and hey you're on your period too!
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face:
man these pimples are huge, just another thing you have to worry about
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parents:
you never help us around the house, you need to clean the whole house and cook dinner.
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everybody:
we never see her anymore, she always sits in her room all night long. I think shes doing something illegal.
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me:
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an actual picture of me during school
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When your phone breaks
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
literally my favourite video on the internet
lmbo, not not even funny but omggg lol
i laughheedd.
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Amber Michelle. Est. April 12, 1992. And YES, that makes me a mutherfuckin ARIES. Im not a playa i jus crush alot. *Alcohol brings everyone together. irreplaceable, BEELEEDAT! ♥
*please drink responsibly
Hakuna Matata; it means no worries
Est. 2001. BFF
The creators of this monster.
Before & After
An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship..
This is Max. My spoiled Shih-tzu
Once a Viking, ALWAYS a Viking. Class of 2010, 169
I live in the city of brotherly love.
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